Monday, October 31, 2005


It's not quite up there in the camera work or direction departments with One Night In Paris, but it's seriously close to the top of my list of kick ass video's (right next to the one where the monkey smells his finger and then falls out of the tree).

Sigur Rós- Untitled #1 (Vaka)

Happy Halloween

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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

In Store Dance Off

Check Out This Guy...

I want to let it be known that I am openly challenging this guy, his mustache and his skullit, to a dance off. Yeah, you're not bad buddy, but can you handle a little of THIS and maybe a little of... THAT. Thats what I thought.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Dane Cook Is A Silly Bitch

What's funnier than the time you fell down some stairs and I threw midgets at you while laughing at the blood leaking out of your anus? Dane Cook. I know you're thinking that the question should start, "Who's funnier than," but me caring what you think would be like me not throwing midgets at you while laughing at the blood leaking out of your anus. It doesn't happen. I throw midgets.

Anyways, let me get to the point, Dane Cook is the shit. He probably sits around all day drinking beer and eating beef jerky while wondering why he has yet to take over the world. I know it must sound like my tongue is lodged so far up his ass that I'm tasting corn that he ate a month ago, but I don't care. Until I am in a position of power to correct the wrongs that network sitcoms have unleashed onto this earth, I must simply implore that you listen to, watch or just support Dane Cook. SU FI.

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Friday, October 21, 2005


"I feel sorry for people that don't drink. They wake up and thats the best they're going to feel all day."

- Dean Martin

It's that time again...

Put on your party hat and pull up your party pants. There is either the 16 keg party @ UBC or the big house party on Commercial Drive calling your name. I'm stuck in the middle of this thing and have yet to decide where exactly I'm ending up, but for those wanting to come out and meet up give me a call or a text for details.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Canucks Game 10/18/05

(Steve, Alborz, Myself, Drama)

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Geoff Hates People

Today was apparently some sort of holiday called "Sweetest Day." I don't know if I've been living under a rock, in a cave or maybe just under some really fat person, but I have never heard of this joke of a holiday. What the fuck is Sweetest Day? Please, I really need someone to explain this thing to me. What are people celebrating? How many handicapped people were harmed in the making of this holiday? This really has to be the worst fake holiday in the history of fake holidays. Seriously, whoever is coming up with these Hallmark holiday's really needs to be locked in a room with Dr. Phil and forced to listen to the new Coldplay album on repeat for the rest of eternity.

Don't even get me started on the people who celebrate or participate in these abominations. If you found yourself celebrating this thing today, please, do yourself a favor and see if you can fly while your at it. Come on, if you believe that this is a day worth celebrating, you must believe that you could jump off the top of my building and sail smoothly to the ground as if you were one of the two Eagles that perch themselves on top of Science World. Go play in traffic.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

What Do I Want To Be?

Once you hit 16 or so, the question, "What do you want to be?," seems to become more prevalent day by day. Family members, teachers, friends, acquaintances and strangers all seem to want to know what it is that you want to be. I've always answered differently, never quite sure as to what it is I want to do. However, today I just answered with probably the most truthful and accurate portrayal of how I feel and what I want to be....

Just happy being me.


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Happy Belated Canadian Turkey Day to everyone I failed to talk to on Sunday or Monday, I've been a busy motherfucker and by busy I mean ignoring and avoiding you. You know how we do.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Random Musings and Happenings.

  • School is more than in full swing. I know I seem to say it with every passing semester and every passing year, but the time seems to just fly by. I can't believe that I'm already studying for midterms.

  • I apologize in advance if nobody sees or hears from me for the next four weeks. I just found out that I have the NHL channel for the next month. I know I don't really watch TV, ever, but this is different. I didn't think that I could or would ever feel this way. I think I'm in love.

  • If you were to have sex with a clone of yourself, would that be considered masturbation? Gay? Incest? Just plain gross?

  • Walking in the rain is fun.

  • Fat people make me feel better about myself. Someone once told me that Cap College was full of ugly people. I disagree, the world is full of ugly people. Whether it's a persons looks or attitude, the world is an ugly place. Yet, underneath it all it is inherently beautiful.

  • I've reconnected with a few old friends over the past two weeks or so. It's funny how quickly things go back to the way they were and should be. I mean besides a five minute conversation about what we've been up to, it was as if we'd been hanging out every day.

  • speaking of hanging out every day. The reconnection came at a weird point, just as I kinda stopped hanging out with someone I seemed to spend every day with for months. It's weird, I thought I wouldn't give a shit, but I miss it. I'm a Pussy. A marshmallow.

  • What happened to the asshole?

  • I will rule you and everything you do. It's my new goal to be a fascist leader and I'm writing up my manifesto already. It's gold.

  • I foresee a truck load of trouble a head. None of it really pertains to me, but like Drama, people seem to confide in me and I just see a shit show ahead. Should be interesting and by interesting I mean entertaining.

  • Maybe a real post will materialize tomorrow.