Lies Are Much More Fun

I started my Christmas shopping almost two months ago. It was a warm October afternoon and I was wondering the streets of Seattle, alone. Surrounded by Americans and strangers.

I started shopping that day because I felt like a jerk. That's pretty much it. I felt upset about the night before and bought a present for a friend. I was going to give it to her a while ago, but it's turning into a Christmas present due to circumstances beyond my control.

I finished my Christmas shopping this afternoon. A cold November afternoon. Surrounded by Canadians and friends.

Currently Listening To: The Grates - Trampoline