Everyone You Know Someday Will Die

Today was funny. I was sexually harassed at work and I loved it.

I watched a kid run into a glass door at a restaurant downtown this afternoon. He ran right into it, smacked his head and fell on the ground. I literally fell on the floor laughing. It was legitimately the second funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

The first was watching a stripper fall off a stage. Mid dance. Naked.



Currently listening to: Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Pt. 1