Something Like A Link-anomenon

• It just started raining downtown. The people at the Dragon boat festival are leaving or drowning or eating popsicles. To be honest, I don't really care. What I do care about is the number one threat to America: Bears.
  

• Memo from Matt Stone to the MPAA concerning South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut = Best memo ever.
  

• Hasselhoff does it again: Secret Agent Man

• T-Shirt Of The Day

• Care Bear Ethnic Cleansing

• George Bush Hates Blind People

• Borat's Guide To Baseball

• Worst thing I've ever seen? That would have to be this one time in Mexico when I saw a woman having sex with a goat. I felt sorry for the goat, but this is right up there.

• In honor of a recent decision in my life, "The Ten Greatest Drunks"

• I'm pimping myself out again, call me or email me.