Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Geoff Is Bored

I'm stubborn. I got tagged as the least likely to do this stupid thing and I'm going to prove that douchebag wrong. By being a bigger douchebag...

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
Right now… flesh and hair colored. Hot.

2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
The fact that I’m not wearing underwear.

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
A dumbass survey… and talking to Freckles. Yeah, so if you read this, I was totally paying attention to everything you said… the whole time.

4. Honestly, what did you do today?
Woke up. Went swimming. Went for lunch at the Beach Side Café. Played hockey. Went to English Bay. Slept on the beach. Went to White Spot to see my sister and then had free food. Went to visit Leah. Went for coffee with Catie and then came home. Hopefully I’ll be back out of the house in about 30 minutes.

5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
I think I’m a sexy bitch. But attractivness is a different quality all together and yes I also have that one.

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
I fingered an old lady.

7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
I didn’t even know it existed. I also don’t know that there is a show called Lizzie Mcguire.

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
I’m jealous of anyone that gets to spend time with me. You are all so lucky.

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Being with someone I care about. Sorry, that was my vagina talking. Real answer: Midgets, beef jerkey, titty bars, underage porn, dead babies, beastiality and Dr. Phil.

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
Nope, but hopefully I’ll one day end up like Spenny and bite other peoples.

11. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
Bored. I’m doing this because I have to and I’m waiting for a phone call. Call me back dammit.

12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
Only when I was on Americas Next Top Model. They edited it out of the show.

13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
Yeah, but I don’t want to talk about it.

14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
I have tons and they probably include you. Yes, you.

16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
Honostly, what happened to number 15? But to answer the question yes, but my hatred of Phil Donohue runs deep and would take hours to explain.

17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?
A polar bear.

18. Honestly, are you loyal?
Should have asked me that before I slept with my friends girlfriend. But if you really break it down, I sure as hell am loyal because he asked me to do it. Wasn’t my fault I like/d her.

19. Honestly, are you in denial?
No. But I'm probably in denial about that...

20. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
honestly... I'd always rather be having sex (but right now I’m trying something called celebicy… First time I’ve told anyone. Look, I don't even know how to spell it. So shhhhh.)

21. Honestly, who is your best friend?
Brandon is my hetero-lifemate. Hopefully, given some time, Banks will be back up there taking the female spot.

22. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?
Do you even know me Mr. Survey???? Shit.

23. Honestly, do you like someone?
I like a lot of someones. I like every someone, that’s my problem. Some someones I like more than other someones, but hell, I still like someone.

24. Honestly, does anyone like you?
From some certain text messages, voice mail messages, emails, grabs, whispers and second hand information I’ve received lately… No.

25. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
I’m celibit, remember?

26. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
With a mixture of humour, exageration, lies and truth. Figure it out for yourself.

27. Honestly, who is the least likely to respond.
I'm going with Banks, because I think she hates these things as much as I do. Or anyone of the 30 people who read this thing every day and then pretend that they don't.


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