So That You're Not Alone

I woke up this morning smelling like stripper. I had no clothes on and my eye hurt. The world was a blur and all I could hear was my phone vibrating on the table next to my head. To tell you what happened is impossible, I mean, I don't even know.

To say that I've listened to "Go Home, Get Down" by DFA 1979 a couple times today is an understatement. It's sort of ridiculous how much I'm digging that song at the moment.

I've spent upwards of $800 in the past three days.

T-Minus 6 days until the greatest day of your life.

Stay tuned. Stay Classy.