I Wish

It's been a slow news day in the wonderful world of Geoff. Basically, it has consisted of long bouts of masturbation coupled with work and working out. I'm currently waiting for Jennine "I like to make plans with everyone" Banks to call me (yeah I went there), so I figured I'd kill time by posting a picture. A great picture. In fact, it's so great it's scary. Well, maybe just scary. Either way, when I was in high school I wish my locker had this amazing accessory.

I present to you, Midget in a locker.