Hold Your Fucking Horses: Part 2

Yesterday, I wrote briefly and mysteriously about an epiphany I had, the epiphany which did not involve midgets. I wrote that I would ultimately explain the aforementioned epiphany in a post by today. Let's be honost, that's not going to happen. Don't get your panties in a bunch, I've started writing it, but I just so happened to find something better to do tonight. Or you could say "someone" better to do tonight... Oh shit I'm good... Errr... Anyways, time is short, so I won't beat around the bush. I really just want to go masturbate, put on my Coldplay CD and cry myself to sleep.