With Blood On My Blog

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm amazing. So amazing in fact that I don't feel the least bit bad about leaving the most depressing post I've ever written at the top of the page for the entire weekend. That's just what I do sometimes. I'm too busy solving the old people problem plaguing our fair city to think about such petty things. Don't worry, they are all back in their cages. No need to thank me.

Anyways, I'm bored and even more importantly tired so I'm going to just dump some random links up here:

• Jack Bauer Facts (note: Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because Chuck Norris is a pussy)

• I know someone who would want this
  

• Classic: More Cowbell

• Why I love the innernet. (AKA: Why we need abortion)

• Jimi Hendrix performs 'Hey Joe' live in 1967
  

• The Bunny Suicides: 1, 2, 3, 4