Chuck Turns 71

Everyone's favorite madman turns a whopping 71 today, and in his honor I'm going to go outside, sing some songs and pass out Kool-Aid. Man I love when I'm walking down the street and someone is just handing out glasses of Kool-Aid. Spread the joy, that's my motto. Well, that and something about midgets, pickles and a donkey, but that's beside the point.

Charles Manson, for turning 71 and going coo-coo without Coco Puffs, We Salute You.